Saturday, April 11, 2009

Best driveoir ever



So there I am driving home from work the other night, doing the usual, speeding but only a little. When another car crests the hill in front of me and starts flashing his lights at me

"speed trap ahead!"

gotcha.


But then the car gets to being alongside me, and what do I see? Its a Frakkin squad car! so i slow down a bit and ten seconds later I roll past a speed trap. thats right, a cop warned me about a speedtrap.

awesome.

Its that kind of bullshitless policework that could refine our resource stretched gardi into a shining beacon of national pride.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Business Education

If anyone that blunders their way onto here plays the flawed masterpiece that is druglord 2.2 then you should sympathise with the end day drugs on hand that I could not shift, shipping really boned me in the end run that time. further, i had 4 more shipments that delayed, which contained my coke and heroin amongst some other random stuff

anyway, it seems from a googling that there are many players of this game and many of those have gotten some extreemly high scores. even without cheating! But no one is sharing any strategy. its a great waste of 20 minutes and deserves a little internet community spirit

so If anyone has a solid strategy, please feel free to outline it in the comments.

current strategy for me is is to get a day one rumour of something being scarce tomorrow, either in austin or somewhere else. then its borrow all the money from all the loansharks, exploit day one deal and have between 100-200k by day two.

then its a bit of financial scuffling between paris and either beijing or moscow until druglord status.

this is where shipping becomes the greatest tool you have. Once you are financially stable, circa 100 mil, you should stop using the vault altogether and begin shipping everything you have or want between your chosen cities. this avoids the painful situation of having 50k units of heroin in the vault and seeing heroin peak at $150'000, knowing you cant even get half the product out of the vault.

The key really is in the shipping between cities. the 50 day time limit makes sitting around waiting for a good deal a poor strategy.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Urban Safari



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar for those not in the know


so myself and the other two sexiest young men in the great continent of Ireland went for a polite drink and a discussion of fine cinema and literature when we unexpectedly found ourselves stalked by natures third least graceful predator, the cougar.

attacking without warning by sitting down on a chair next to me and going straight for steves thigh this "majestic beast" proceeded to inform us how sexy we were and demanding a round of hand kisses. With characteristic cat like acceleration the cat monikered 42 year old tries to snatch an attempted kiss from this intrepid blogger.

having had my lips brushed, this cunning predator pulled me into the nape of her neck. The second most dangerous position to find yourself in. Remembering my training with all the head leveling i can manage, I make the warning cry of the cougars only natural predator (no not the menapause) teh scary internet face: repeating OMNOMNOMNOM while oscillating my head until being released.

having scarely escaped with our senses of humour intact it becomes time to discuss the fact that this random encounter lady has drank half of steves pint. comedy gold of course.

this however segues us to a serious matter;

seeing as how the healthy immune system of an adult homo sapiens may have by now won its battle with cooties.. I wish to here and now coin the term cougies. which steve has because he finished his pint.

old cougie steve we should call him.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Loader?! I barely know her!!


many thanks to everyone who cheered for myself and the xenomorph. id buy ye all drinks with the prize money but i hate ye and I spent it on flights instead.

and if any of the randomer girls I insulted read this; I regret nothing, go watch some movies.

Great? or Greatest?




BFFs


Monday, October 13, 2008

My reccomendation most firm



Are you lacking originality this Halloween?


Well fuck yourself.

Friday, September 26, 2008

aaah my spleen

I named 24 organs in 4 minutes! How many internal organs can you name in 4 minutes?

so what can You Got?!? Ladies!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

so long and thanks for all the fish google!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=siege%20engineering&start=10&sa=N

so it turns out that if you type siege engineering into google, my blorg appears. in fact ive hit the second page of results. page one here i come.
having a page about siege engineering on a page about beer and pornography is apparently an eye cathcher.

funnily enough none of pornography related tags have gotten me a single hit.. meh, I probably just need the ponographic equivilant of a googlewhack. that can be too hard to find. its not like people put any time or money into niche pornography right?

In other news, I should probably stop looking at my statistics so much,
Domain Name
eircom.net ? (Network)
IP Address
213.94.237.# (Eircom)
ISP
Eircom
Location
Continent : Europe
Country : Ireland (Facts)
State/Region : Cork
City : Cork
Lat/Long : 51.8986, -8.4958 (Map)
Language
English (U.K.)
en-gb
Operating System
Microsoft WinXP
Browser
Firefox
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.9.0.1) Gecko/2008070208 Firefox/3.0.1
Javascript
version 1.5
Monitor
Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 32 bits
Time of Visit
Sep 15 2008 3:13:52 am
Last Page View
Sep 15 2008 3:13:52 am
Visit Length
0 seconds
Page Views
1
Referring URL
http://blagernet.blogspot.com/
Visit Entry Page
http://beerandpornography.blogspot.com/


it goes on like that... its almost voyeuristic in its own boring way..


next week:

  1. homemade robots that are better than nialls homemade robots
  2. pictures of the worst halloween costume yet (best)
  3. A continuing lack of porographical material รก la blggers terms.